catch-all: stephanie.

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francy gimme a shitpost :///

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[He snorts.]

Then it's a wonder they're being so friendly and not, y'know, trying to chew our fingers off.

[vigilantics]

Maybe we were quieter than most? Our competition is Anaido.

[extracrispy]

Does that mean the cows will stampede him the moment he gets close to the zoo?

[vigilantics]

Pretty much.

He needs to stay away, or else.

[extracrispy]

Unless he wants to buy the farm.

[vigilantics]

I wonder how many vouchers it's worth?

[extracrispy]

What's the number of death? Four?

[vigilantics]

Ah, yes. Four vouchers is definitely enough to buy the whole farm.

[extracrispy]

Definitely. One whole voucher more than what you need to buy your own [uh] headlight lawnmower.

[vigilantics]

We may need to also get a lawnmower.

[extracrispy]

Damn. How's anyone going to afford both in this economy?

[vigilantics]

We may need to chip in everyone's resoucres.

[extracrispy]

Not bad, not bad. Question is, are these vouchers attached to our names? Might throw a wrench into our farm owning dreams if community banks are off-limits.

[vigilantics]

You raise a good point... or, worse, if this ends up turning into a battle of ownership?

[extracrispy]

[Gasps.]

We can't afford a lawyer.

[vigilantics]

Jason... we're going to be ruined.

[extracrispy]

No way... How could we have gotten it so wrong?

[vigilantics]

It's a good thing we didn't decide to get into the detective business. Then it would be embarrassing.

[extracrispy]

Goodness gracious, we sure dodged a bullet there. The two of us? Solving crime? Ridiculous.

[vigilantics]

Who would ever even put such a thought into the universe? For shame.

[extracrispy]

Some nutbar, for sure. A real lunatic. Bet they'd dress up like a bat. Crazy, right?

[vigilantics]

Yikes. Can’t even come up with a more normal animal, too? People these days...

[ she shakes her head ]