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extracrispy) wrote2020-06-12 07:33 pm
extracrispy) wrote2020-06-12 07:33 pm
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catch-all: stephanie.
francy gimme a shitpost :///
[Hi, Steph. Let's assume this is sometime after checking up on Damian or whatever — but Jason is giving her a very obvious once-over once he spots her. Like he's checking for injuries.
Blandly:]
Wow, I cannot believe no one saw this coming. I, for one, absolutely gobsmacked.
Blandly:]
Wow, I cannot believe no one saw this coming. I, for one, absolutely gobsmacked.
[ there are no obvious injuries, just a dead soul who wants a dirt nap. ]
I cannot wait for the trial that none of us knew we were going to have to do.
I cannot wait for the trial that none of us knew we were going to have to do.
[Oh, worm. He drags a hand down his face, scowling.]
Can't wait to be treated like an idiot for fucking it up because some nutbar decided we haven't earned our body rights.
[... So, like. About the town.]
Can't wait to be treated like an idiot for fucking it up because some nutbar decided we haven't earned our body rights.
[... So, like. About the town.]
... why are we earning body rights...
[ someone please save the rw people ]
[ someone please save the rw people ]
How else are we gonna run an autopsy?
[There is no salvation.]
[There is no salvation.]
[ ... ]
Tiger and Dragon just gave us the body.
Tiger and Dragon just gave us the body.
[................... STARES INTO THE VOID.]
If I ever see that robot again, I'm gonna turn him into scrap metal.
If I ever see that robot again, I'm gonna turn him into scrap metal.
Oh, yeah. All terrible. She did not hesitate.
Was he the kind that no matter how much you tried to fight him, he'd be able to dodge or block or whatever?
Nah, you could hit him just fine. Just, y'know, it came with all the fun side effects of punching a block of solid metal.
[He solemnly nods.]
A hundred percent worth it.
A hundred percent worth it.
Dude, I wish. A friend of mine did. Nearly broke every bone in her hand but damn, she was a war hero.
[That may or may not be an exaggeration. We just don't know.]
[That may or may not be an exaggeration. We just don't know.]
[ she nods her head approvingly ]
She's my favorite already.
She's my favorite already.
I see you're a woman of good taste, Miss Stephanie Brown. Milla's the best.
[Can't believe they've been giving One (1) Nice Thing in the form of animals. Anyway, hi. Jason will approach her as soon as she sees her in the petting zoo, glancing at the animals and then glancing at her.]
What do you think these fellas [pointing a thumb at a sheep or something] were doing until the fog lifted?
[Were they chilling... Were they in the void until now... They just don't know.]
What do you think these fellas [pointing a thumb at a sheep or something] were doing until the fog lifted?
[Were they chilling... Were they in the void until now... They just don't know.]
They were probably wondering what the hell all the noise they were hearing was. But it was us, being stupid.
[ she is trying to coax a baby cow over. moo over here...... ]
[ she is trying to coax a baby cow over. moo over here...... ]
[He snorts.]
Then it's a wonder they're being so friendly and not, y'know, trying to chew our fingers off.
Then it's a wonder they're being so friendly and not, y'know, trying to chew our fingers off.
Maybe we were quieter than most? Our competition is Anaido.
Does that mean the cows will stampede him the moment he gets close to the zoo?
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