catch-all: stephanie.

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francy gimme a shitpost :///

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week zero, friday.

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[Hi, Steph. Let's assume this is sometime after checking up on Damian or whatever — but Jason is giving her a very obvious once-over once he spots her. Like he's checking for injuries.

Blandly:]

Wow, I cannot believe no one saw this coming. I, for one, absolutely gobsmacked.

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[ there are no obvious injuries, just a dead soul who wants a dirt nap. ]

I cannot wait for the trial that none of us knew we were going to have to do.

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[Oh, worm. He drags a hand down his face, scowling.]

Can't wait to be treated like an idiot for fucking it up because some nutbar decided we haven't earned our body rights.

[... So, like. About the town.]

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... why are we earning body rights...

[ someone please save the rw people ]

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How else are we gonna run an autopsy?

[There is no salvation.]

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[ ... ]

Tiger and Dragon just gave us the body.

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[................... STARES INTO THE VOID.]

If I ever see that robot again, I'm gonna turn him into scrap metal.

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Natalie told me a little about him.

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All bad things, I hope.

week two, monday.

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[Can't believe they've been giving One (1) Nice Thing in the form of animals. Anyway, hi. Jason will approach her as soon as she sees her in the petting zoo, glancing at the animals and then glancing at her.]

What do you think these fellas [pointing a thumb at a sheep or something] were doing until the fog lifted?

[Were they chilling... Were they in the void until now... They just don't know.]

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They were probably wondering what the hell all the noise they were hearing was. But it was us, being stupid.

[ she is trying to coax a baby cow over. moo over here...... ]

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[He snorts.]

Then it's a wonder they're being so friendly and not, y'know, trying to chew our fingers off.

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Maybe we were quieter than most? Our competition is Anaido.

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Does that mean the cows will stampede him the moment he gets close to the zoo?

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Pretty much.

He needs to stay away, or else.

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Unless he wants to buy the farm.

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I wonder how many vouchers it's worth?

week 3, monday

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[ wherever jason is, steph is approaching him.

she has cookies. ]

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[... He looks at her. Looks at the cookies. Looks at her again. Raises an eyebrow and points at the cookies?]

If you say those aren't for me, I'm gonna be real disappointed.

[Joking! Well, mostly. Now he wants cookies.]

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Take as many as you would like.

[ sometimes, you are in a baking mood to combat the overwhelming sense of dread ]

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Thanks.

[Dread cookies......... He takes three and holds them in his hand because. He is not a sleeve gremlin unlike some people, but anyway—]

So, uh... [...] You doing okay?

[It sounded like. She was close to the dude who got shanked less than four days ago? Unfortunate.]

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I'm... doing.

[ she can't sincerely say she is doing okay, but at least she is no longer running away from people. ]

But there isn't a point in moping.

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[Slowly nods... He doesn't know her very well, so it takes him a second to settle with.]

So... If I wanted to hang out with someone's who's doing, what sort of stuff would they be into?

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[ she has to think about it for a second. ]

There's some sort of carnival in the temple.

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Well, aren't you in luck? And here I was, thinking of buying two chilidogs.

[Everything at the carnival is free.]