catch-all: lili

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week three, thursday.

[extracrispy]

[WELL. Sometime before Lili's new husband gets himself maimed in a Scrappy Doo costume, Jason will be stumbling across Lili in the clothing store. He offers her a nod once he sees her.]

Hi. Hey, there.

[... There may or may not be a bundle of horribly clashing clothes in his arms, but it's fine.]

[coastal]

[she'll nod... back.]

Hi.

[a beat]

Are you really planning on wearing that?

[the IMMEDIATE burn]

[extracrispy]

[LILI... He doesn't seem bothered by it, just grinning at her.]

Wait, has nobody told you? This is haute couture.

[coastal]

... Hot...?

[hot what]

No, I don't think you'd look attractive in that at all.

[she's so rude]

[extracrispy]

Haute. It means high.

[He waggles a finger at her.]

You've been slacking off on your studies, Miss Lili An. For shame.

[coastal]

High....? Then what does the other part mean...

[she'll stare at his clothes pile]

Collar?

[is jason wearing popped collars]